Holy Crap I'm Such a Dumbass

Alright, listen up. My head feels like it's been run over by a herd of zebras. Dude, I can't even remember if I slept breakfast this morning. It's like my brain is liquifying. Perhaps it's all the coffee I've been chugging. Could it be I just deserve a good massage. {Either way, this feeling is getting old.Help! Send help Those Italians: They'

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